i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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