It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
