I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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