How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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