i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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