so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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