Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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