tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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