just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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