Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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