Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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