Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The best revenge is premature balding
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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