I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The power of my boobs compel you
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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