The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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