We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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