you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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