I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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