If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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