I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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