I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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