the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
