if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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