Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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