Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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