Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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