Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Found the puke drawer
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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