I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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