We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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