im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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