Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sext me about skeletons
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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