yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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