North Korea, Best Korea!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
