there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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