I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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