i just wanna soil my oats bro
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
COCAINE IS GR8
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