I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
