and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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