she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
When are your genitals available?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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