Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
