Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
don't judge my taste in strippers
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You've changed since you got that strap on
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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