Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
sex in a hospital.. check
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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