Life is so much better after having sex.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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