member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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