let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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