think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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