TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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