If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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