"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny