in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
