Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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