I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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