do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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