I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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